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  • Question: Oh fuck me, fUCK ME PLEAsE WiTH YOUR BIG FAT LARGE JUICY DICK PLEASE - Anonymous
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    pmon3y69:

    i see youre unsuccessful on your search for jesus

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kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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alt-j:

theopiumwars:

brbjellyfishing:

there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things 

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did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?

counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine

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auwa:

friendly reminder: owning up to, learning from, and apologizing for your mistakes can go a long way

☺ arin rocks

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hotbabelien:

Redraw game special guests: kismesister bumblingb nintendonut1

Originals: k / b / n

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no stop

no stop

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the-pietriarchy:

why are there so many “romantic” black and white gifs of tate from american horror story that aint right did you guys pay any attention to that show at all

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perel:

YOU JUST GOT ALS’D!!!!

watch thanks

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mizunosakura:

cyborgjen:

redflamekitty44:

damnitsizzi:

mymodernmet:

Norwegian artist Markus Moestue built and rode a three-wheeled dinosaur bicycle across the Bible belt of Norway as a form of protest against religion.  He explained, "It is a protest against the dogmatic religious education of children, and the idea originated from the theme-parks of creationists that teach children that humans and dinosaurs used to live together."

A bike for amber

You know me so well, I’d ride the shit out of this. Gotta go to the store for something? Ride the dinosaur. Gotta get Renee from school? Ride the dinosaur. Going to one of you guy’s houses? Riding the fucking dinosaur.

OPEN THE DOOR, GET ON THE FLOOR, EVERYBODY RIDE THE DINOSAUR

I want a Brontosaurus one

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unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

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vvankinq:

#NotAllDucks

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craftbeerlibrary:

How California deals with earthquakes. 6.0 this morning in Napa. (Photo credit: Jeremy Carroll)

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hrxily:

i-twerkwithmarcel:

i-twerkwithmarcel:

in-tox-ication:

piercethebandmerch:

cantlivewithoutlyrics:

March 2. This girl is already dead.

I will forever Reblog this

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YOU REBLOG THIS NO MATTER WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU ARE D:<

This is the saddest fucking thing possible.

people are so immature

God works in mysterious ways, she might still be alive or she might be in Heaven

oh my god….

(via satan-maclucifer)

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simplycameronc:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

this made me laugh so hard tbh

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