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Dippa sweetie you look a little crazy

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saltandpuff:

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BACK FOOT OPEN

RUB RUB 7 DAYS

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jaclcfrost:

it probably seems like i cry over stupid shit but tbh i usually end up crying because i’ve stored up all of my upset feelings from multiple things rather than express them and then the littlest thing sets me off like spilling my drink may not be that big of a deal but when i’ve stored up that many negative emotions it feels like i busted a hole in the hoover dam

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thebigbadwerewolf:

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mrakato:

silversarcasm:

disabled princesses and disabled superheroes are so important where the fuck are they

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This is Toph. She is not disabled. She is awesome. Try again.

That is Toph. She IS disabled. She is also awesome. The two are not mutually exclusive. 

roasted

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casualcissexism:

shaymew:

smekers32:

jokes Americans won’t get

why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???

didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERS

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foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

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ctoons:

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ctoons:

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

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gaining new followers

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megarcheops:

#nsfw text

[8:26:50 PM] pige: g oD
[8:26:53 PM] pige: …oh fuck
[8:26:55 PM] pige: OH MY GOD
[8:26:58 PM] pige: DAD JUST
[8:27:00 PM] pige: HANDED ME SOETHING ELSE
[8:27:03 PM] pige: BUT HE GOT ME TO CLOSE MY EYES FIRST
[8:27:14 PM] pige: I HOLD IT LIKE ‘HUH THIS IS LIKE THE SIZE OF A VIBRATOR HAHA’
[8:27:17 PM] pige: HES LIKE KEEP UR EYES CLOSED
[8:27:19 PM] pige: PRESSES A BUTTON
[8:27:20 PM] didlos de los muertos: oh god.
[8:27:22 PM] pige: IT STARTS FUCKING VIBRATING
[8:27:23 PM] didlos de los muertos: oh NO
[8:27:25 PM] didlos de los muertos: OH NO
[8:27:27 PM] pige: I LIKE. SCREAMA LITTLE BIT
[8:27:28 PM] pige: OPEN MY EYES
[8:27:30 PM] didlos de los muertos: IT’S A BACK MASSAGER RIGHT
[8:27:31 PM] pige: I HAVE TOTAKE YOU A PICUTRE
[8:28:04 PM] *** pige sent picture3400.jpg picture3400.jpg ***

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[8:29:17 PM] didlos de los muertos: it’s. it’s a mike wazowski vibe
[8:29:31 PM] pige: its a, and i quote, “candy spinner”
[8:29:33 PM] pige: its a vibe
[8:29:40 PM] pige: also its glowing
[8:29:47 PM] didlos de los muertos: that’s a fucking mieke wazokski ass vibe

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at work we call collars necklaces and muzzles face jewelry

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thatfunnyblog:

IM IN LOVE

I WANT A COW GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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my name is luna enriquez

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ultracheese:

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goldist:

malformalady:

The Black Dragonfish(Idiacanthus atlanticus) of the Stomiidae family.

I love how this is like a creature from hell but it has like little pink cheeks 

deep sea anime blush stickers

fun fact those pink cheeks glow to attract unsuspecting prey

fashionable and functional with a dash of abject terror

My aesthetic.

Perhaps senpai will notice me SO I CAN CONSUME HIS FLESH

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buttercakesandteacafe:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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